A little episode from today's lunch. I was checking out the daily special, which was rice with meat and vegetables. I saw 3 plates displayed and I asked one of the serving guys:

Me: "Is there mushroom in it?"
Guy: "No."
Me: "That's mushroom there".
Guy: "OK, in the middle one, there's no mushroom."
Me: "How is that possible, when they are the same?"

He started poking the food with his big spoon!

Guy: "Right, there is mushroom in that too."
Me: "Alright, thanks"

I stepped back to look at other options. Then when I made up my mind and went to the counter again, it was him again.

Guy: "What can I give you? Perhaps some fried champignons?"

And: today I got a paper boat as a present!